Book excerpt: Americans are fed up with the current crop of presidential candidates. The land hungers for a leader who remembers a time when Japan was down, Germany was out, and the American dollar reigned supreme--and who can rock 'n' roll besides! Yes, the time has come for Elvis for President. After all, Graceland gets more tourists than the White House, Elvis already has a postage stamp, and he's not afraid to inhale! 12 drawings.