Book excerpt: Being retired was supposed to be easy. No drama, no family, no problems. Ernie should have known better than to piss off Death. ​ Death's Scythe is missing, and he's refusing to collect any more ghosts until Ernie gives it back. ​ There's only one problem. Ernie didn't steal it. ​ Unfortunately, Death's Pride stops him from seeing any other answers. As the ghosts become a problem, Ernie has to choose: find the Scythe, or spend the rest of his retirement with people he couldn't stand when they'd been alive. ​ With the ghosts in tow, Ernie starts at the one place in town that a thief might visit. The Rabid Rabbit. The brawl was not his fault. ​ Finding Death's Scythe will make you laugh, and Ernie cry. To steal a laugh, pick up this book today.