Book excerpt: In Forever Falls, single men are more scarce than a vegetarian at a Texas barbecue. That is, until Australian Ethan Hammersmith moves in. Only he didn’t come to America to find love—he’s searching for his father. But in this town, he might as well have a flashing sign above his head that says “available.” Thankfully, the distractingly adorable manager of the local diner is willing to give him cover. Monroe Roberts is the town’s divorced misanthrope who gave up on “forever” after the love of her life skipped town with the yoga instructor. Now she’s trying to keep her struggling diner afloat...until a hot, single Australian guy strolls in. Suddenly Monroe’s restaurant is packed full of non-paying customers who are hoping that Ethan is today’s special. With her business now in serious trouble, Monroe has the perfect plan to save them both. They just have to convince the whole town that they’re an item. But what should have been the perfect plan is about to become one big, hilarious boyfriend fiasco...