Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of this coloring book. Whether you need a reminder that you're the queen of f*cking everything, or that you're a boss-ass bitch, you can flip through more than 30 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colourful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer this coloring book, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck