Book excerpt: Let them know how you really feel with the Fuck Off, I'm Embroidering kit! Featuring a detailed handbook with hilarious embroidery patterns, this all-in-one embroidery set will get you relieving your stress in no time! Full of unrepentant self-love, brash attitudes, and swear-filled inspirational messages, get ready to show life you mean business with Fuck Off, I'm Ebroidering. This kit contains everything you need to get started and includes an emrboidery hoop, 2 pieces of embroidery fabric, fine-thread needle floss, a 1.5" stitching needle, and a 48-page illustrated book that features step-by-step instructions for turning out epic embroidery. Let off some steam and create something defiant, beautiful, and lasting. Being an adult sucks. Take some of the stress out of adulthood and go to town on these edgy embroidery projects.