Book excerpt: Welcome to Bullamakanka a small 'one street' Australian country town just south of Sydney often referred to as 'PPP' ... Pigeon Poop Parade. Where Tank the manager and only employee of the local bowling club who is a virgin and is about to turn 40 years old. His buddies a unique bunch of characters which include a Publican, Pastry cook, Newsagent, Dairy farmer and a Veterinarian merge to conspire in typical ' Aussie ' mateship style and aptitude to pool their resources and get Tank laid by fair means or foul which include forming a syndicate to purchase and race a thoroughbred. the hilarious mind boggling, ingenious plots that they concoct prove to be a ribald romp, typical of real-life in a small country town where nothing is sacred.