Book excerpt: Online dating is crazy. Hidden behind their keyboards guys will say anything to get laid. Guys Have No Game, A Book Of First Impressions is a collection of the funniest pickup lines from various online dating sites. Hand-picked you'll be spoiled with only the funniest of the funny broken into categories that include: "Lines That Never Got Anyone Laid", "WTF?!", "Creepers" and of course a "Hall of Fame", for the shiniest of gems. "The sad part is that this is true! There are some creepers out there who would never say these things to your face, but online they got some real cojones. Thanks Geoff and Ian for making us laugh...and cringe."-Anjelah Johnson, MADtv & YouTube Sensation "This book is a frighteningly candid but hilarious look into the feeble attempts made by men to pickup women. And yes, (name omitted), I would love nothing more than for you to motorboat my titties over a beautiful sunset and a drugged cocktail. Thought you'd never ask." -Clark Gilmer, America's Next Top Model "This book provides hilarious insight into what many women have to deal with on a regular basis...even funnier is the fact that half of these lines would work on girls in L.A." -Alexandra Govere, MTV's The Real World: San Diego