Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas
Download or Read eBook Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas PDF written by Richard Lederer and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle.
| Author | : Richard Lederer |
| Publisher | : Gibbs Smith |
| Total Pages | : 116 |
| Release | : 2009-09 |
| ISBN-10 | : 1423609956 |
| ISBN-13 | : 9781423609957 |
| Rating | : 4/5 (56 Downloads) |
Book Synopsis Have Yourself a Punny Little Christmas by : Richard Lederer
Book excerpt: Q. Why did Frosty decide to live in the middle of the ocean? A. Because snowman is an island. Q. What do you call a bunch of parents standing in line to buy their daughters a popular doll? A. A Barbie queue. Q. An opinion survey in Alaska is called what? A. A north poll. Q. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, what do you get? A. Baa, humbug!
