Book excerpt: 'Tis the season to freak the heck out. The holidays are supposed to be nothing but pure joy, but we often find that instead, the season is filled with expectations and expenses, resulting in S-T-R-E-S-S. If you're looking for a way to relax without breaking the bank or drowning your sorrows in spiced rum, check out this very sweary coloring book that is far more spicy than sweet. You'll get 50 festive-as-f*ck images laced with the delightful expletives and profanity you've come to expect from your favorite beloved coloring book author. Pour yourself some eggnog, get your markers or coloring pencils, and tune into Die Hard (which is and always has been the ultimate Christmas movie.) Channel your inner artsy bitch and become a mellow f*cking delight with these curse-filled coloring pages that are bound to make you giggle. (Or laugh evilly. Your choice.) This is the perfect gift for a little self-care or your favorite f-bomb-loving friend! Entertain your loved ones on Christmas morning with some foul-mouthed arts and crafts. Merry F*cking Christmas. Happy Ho-lidays. Calm your ass down and color!