Book excerpt: It is so hard to live an unhappy life. Why is that? Because there are so many distractions. So many things that tempt you to become happy. But don't you worry, salvation is here! In this book you will learn step by step what you need to do to lead a wonderful, miserable life that many can only dream of. So feel honored! Because not many people get this chance! With this book you have a real treasure in your hands, because If you read it carefully, you'll be one of the few who no longer has to suffer from happiness. So good luck! I mean... a lot of misfortune! Yes... that's what I wanted to say.