Book excerpt: -- More fun on the cover than most whole books have. -- The perfect toilet or coffee table book for the 21st century. -- Book laid out to help reader become unhappy -- Learn about the joy's of unhappiness. -- A children's book for adults. -- Big Print, easy to read. -- From Gurjieff to Santayana, author drops the names of his many friends. -- Candid reviews by the "critics" on back cover. Here at last is a book that shows you how to betotally unhappy - even if your world is a peaceful one. Thirty simple rules on how the author did it and how you can do it too. The "rules" come from the schoolof hard knocks. The author has absolutely no qualifications for writing this book except a law degree from Harvard. Each rule comes with its own cartoon to help you focus on the rule. There are exercises for each rule as well as a midterm and a final exam to help keep you on track. This is a book not to be missed. It may be your last chance for in-depth unhappiness.