Book excerpt: This is a parody cookbook. These are just jokes folks! Don't be afraid to laugh even if you have never eaten a rooster before in your life! In most recipes your cock can be substituted with a chicken. These are real recipes. Our goal is to help you get past your Alektorophobia right now and to get you to start enjoying eating cock The Sofa King Easy Way.We here at Sofa King Easy, know that people take their cock-eating very seriously. In fact, we know a few highly experienced cock eaters that could write novels on the subject. Our goal is to make your cock eating more fun, fulfilling, and tasty for everyone. This book is packed full of pleasantly pungent puns, totally tasteless jokes, and some handy (pardon the pun), tasteful recipes. A kaleidoscope of fun for all except for older folks, kids, dogs, some cats, religious fanatics or anyone who doesn't enjoy eating hot cock. You know who you are!