Book excerpt: Do you feel like your hoomans aren't giving you the five-star service you deserve? This guide is for all the doggos out there training hoomans to become better servants. Improve your standard of living today! Pawket sized for doggos on the go and in the field. Chalk full of practical tips and proven strategies for getting your hooman to do what you want when you want it! This handy guide covers things like getting off on the right paw with your new hooman, a hooman user's guide, appropriate training strategies, retaliation techniques, and more! You deserve only the best service! So, make it happen today!