Book excerpt: Murder, mayhem, and a goddess with control issues—just another day in my paranormal paradise. Welcome to Ricketts, the town where the weird, the wild, and the wicked come out to play. I’m Vi, your not-so-average supernatural liaison. Things were going pretty smoothly until the local priest met a grisly end, and now everyone’s pointing fingers at me. With the goddess Artemis trying to play puppeteer with my body, a vampire friend whose blood I’m trying really hard not to thirst for, and a new deputy hell-bent on seeing me in cuffs, I’ve got a lot on my plate. And oh, let’s not forget the monster hunters who’ve heard there’s a new Vânători in town and are itching for a showdown. Armed only with my wits, unreliable magic from the goddess, and my trusty hellhound, Ramble, I’ve got to clear my name and figure out who’s behind these gruesome murders before I end up in jail—or worse. In a town where the bizarre is an everyday occurrence, I Know You Are But What Am I? is a thrilling paranormal mystery set in a world where the only thing more unpredictable than the monsters is Vi herself.