Book excerpt: Do your feet get tired and ache? Do you enjoy throwing your shoes off after a long day at work? Think twice next time, because you may regret it. All is well in the world until one man begins to hear things. What he finds is so disturbing, so irrational that it will blow reader's shoes offa "literally. If Those Shoes Could Talk is a toe-twitching story of a man who discovers a smelly truth; his shoes are talking to him. Slip on your favorite slippers and jump feet-first into this hilarious tale of wacky shoes and a man's quest to discover why on earth he can communicate with footwear. You will laugh, cry, scream, and gasp in fear as you discover what your shoes might be saying about you. One thing is for certain; you will never look at your shoes the same way again. "Very creative and cleaver, a must read for anyone that wants to laugh. The author seems to be in touch with reality in way that we all need to be." Glen and Donna Wadford, Cruzin South Magazine Author Cal Bray has been a teacher, songwriter, and worship leader and is the writer of Growing with God Together as well as the inspirational song, 'Follow Me, I heard Jesus Say.' Cal presently lives in Tennessee with his wife and continues to travel and share more experiences for all to enjoy."