Book excerpt: As a family awaits dinner at their favorite restaurant, two bored kids notice a pack of crayons on the table. The young boy pesters Daddy to draw him a great white shark, stalking sea animals for food. Meanwhile, the young girl begs Daddy to draw her some beautiful mermaids, playing games at a wild underwater party. What is an irritated and hungry parent to do? When your Dad is a silly knucklehead, sometimes you get both requests drawn together. He's 1/2 shark, 1/2 mermaid... but all silly critter named "Sharkmaid"! How will Sharkmaid overcome many strange undersea obstacles and become a shark once more? Welcome to confusion, oddities, goofiness, hilarity, algae wigs, and Donuts! Welcome to the Adventures of "Sharkmaid"!