Book excerpt: Fabricio Calleri is the self-proclaimed world's first Behavioural-Freudian psychologist. And he is probably the only one. Young, brimming with energy and a desire to help any human being that comes to him navigate the seas of the mind, he is an unorthodox professional who doesn't shy away from blending contradicting philosophies and scientific theories in order to get his patients to a safe mental haven. This means-to-an-end approach may have brought him the occasional migraines, but he has his heart in the right place. These are the stories behind his first patients, with their unusual, absurd and sometimes real issues and how his reputation, unwittingly, preceded him.