Book excerpt: Tony Bell...Kiss Army membership number Z2192 - is a hopeless case, who fell in love with rock music during his teenage years. He was desperate for a piece of what was happening, and he wanted it right there and then. So, he borrowed Wylie Coyote's rocket powered roller skates, picked up a guitar and lit the fuse. Nobody told him that the road to rock and roll stardom curved as the canyon approached, and it really was a long way down. His fall was cushioned by some great times, and some great friends. By the time he hit the bottom, he had managed to open a beer, and tease his hair perfectly. When the dust settled, he picked up his pen, opened another beer and wrote it all down.