Book excerpt: This book is an autobiography of Harley Murray Harmon written sequentially throughout his life, starting when he was born and ending where he is today, 82 years old single, and living alone. The book is a complete rendition of the life of magic and tragic moments both encountered and performed by the author and performer, Harley Murray Harmon. It covers his story before and after he began using the computer loaded with Microsofts Windows 8. He just now thought of a trick to be able to use the ancient Word Perfect 9 that he bought before the internet arrived. After all, genius is being able to make things happen when what one wants to work, just doesnt want to work. I am now set to begin writing my book. I hope to high Heaven that everything will function just like I want it to. So, lets begin.......