Book excerpt: What will happen if you plump for an arranged marriage and the stunning maverick girl wants a compatibility test? Pure emotional mayhem, love-drenched cardiac pain, and gut-wrenching suspense will gnaw at your being and make you feel as limp as moth-eaten cottage cheese. LOVE ON VELOCITY EXPRESS revolves around Shyam, a rich spoilt brat, who is thrown into a romantic roller-coaster ride after an alabaster beauty, Megha, enters his life. And when she wishes to be reunited with her ex-lover instead, Shyam's mind battles a feeling as clear as confusion while his heart generates more heat than a raging forest fire. That apart, his starry-eyed soul practises scubadiving. Will Shyam help her find that ex-lover? Will he pretend to help so he can woo her with his fake chumminess? Will Shyam and Megha get married? Or will she make him feel like a jilted hot potato? Such high-octane queries will exercise the heart and propel the inquisitive soul into the climax of this hilarious romantic comedy.