Book excerpt: "Never eat healthy food. We so need all the preservatives we can get." "Save water--drink wine." Cheeky but charming, these books--one for men and one for women--bring together the best of Bev Williams' cartoons with selected witty quotations on food, wine, and growing old gracefully. This is the perfect gift for that person in your life who may be getting getting older but certainly hasn't lost their spunk.