Book excerpt: A must read for any political junkie, Pounded By Politics: Nine Tales Of Civic Butthole Diplomacy collects Chuck Tingle's finest stories of hardcore gay democracy in action. Whether it's First Buckaroo Bill horsing around in the White House, or a handsome living corn putting it all on the line for a hotshot agricultural lobbyist, this assortment of erotic fiction has something for buckaroos of every political background.Within this compilation you will find the following inspirational tinglers...POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNIONFEELING THE BERN IN MY BUTTPRESIDENT DOMALD LOCH NESS TROMP POUNDS AMERICA'S BUTTSLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY DOMALD TROMP'S ATTEMPT TO AVOID ACCUSATIONS OF PLAGIARISM BY REMOVING ALL FACTS OR CONCRETE PLANS FROM HIS REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION SPEECHCREAMED IN THE BUTT BY MY HANDSOME LIVING CORNFIRST BUCKAROO BILL POUNDED BY THE HANDSOME LIVING WHITE HOUSEPOUNDED BY PRESIDENT BIGFOOTPOUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY LEAKED MASHLY ADDISON DATASLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME SENTIENT MANIFESTATION OF ELECTION DAY