Book excerpt: Unlucky in love, Mr. Smith, who always fashioned himself as a father, decides to use artificial insemination to create that family he so desperately wants. By the summer of 2025, Mr. Smith, partnered with a couple of buddies, has taken partial ownership of the local saloon called "Pirate's Treasure", where he has since moved with his two young children, who he must now raise by himself and he thought he'd have to continue to do so, alone, until Miss Jennifer Monroe walks into his life when she gets hired as the new waitress in the summer of 2026. Will our hero finally "get the girl", and finally have that complete, traditional family that he always wanted since he was a teenager?