Book excerpt: This is a hilarious guide to an alternative diet programme involving Skittles (the ultimate superfood), toxercise (how to dance to Abba without spilling your V&T), Actimel-style Baileys shots and the all-new fried breakfast healthy shake. Start warming up for those marathon party sessions with Dr Judith. We'll guarantee* (with the help of four-inch heels, concealer and white wine) to make you taller, more gorgeous and wittier in just ten days. This book is for everyone who has ever held their stomach in for the first twenty minutes of a party rather than going on a crash diet, or sighed at the prospect of a proper shake for breakfast. It is the perfect Christmas stocking-filler for anyone who has ever attempted to diet. *We cannot make guarantees of any kind