Book excerpt: Roy Chubby Brown’s Antiques Joke Book, packed full of his inimitable funny, very adult humour. Roy Chubby Brown with George Proudman. “George and I met in the sixties when we had a band, George was on guitar and I played the drums. With his dry wit and my wicked sense of humour, we hit it off and have been good friends ever since. When his counterfeiting firm went bust, he rang me and reversed the charges. I was busy picking pockets in the high street at the time. We decided to share our laughter with everyone else. We are never going to get the Nobel Prize In Literature, so to stop us becoming totally destitute, please buy this book.” Roy Chubby Brown Contains adult material.