Book excerpt: GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity. "What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly. "How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom. "I was thinking more like 100." The Stomach of the South licks his chops. Approximately 8,100 words. Intended for children 9 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).