Book excerpt: Illustrated for those who believe that a picture is worth a thousand insults, Shakespeare's Insults for Lawyers offers over 190 of the funniest, most offensive remarks targeted toward the legal profession, including ready insults for clients to give to lawyers on counsel and advice, trial performance, and legal fees; and for lawyers to use on clients on threatening legal action, verdicts and sentences, and clients from hell. Hill and Ottchen even cull quotations for particular flaws found in all lawyers in categories that include verbose, tricky, incompetent, and vain.