Book excerpt: A humorous collection of short stories that will keep you turning the page Hop into the author’s DeLorean and travel back to a simpler and less complicated time. A time when the most advanced technology included vinyl records, transistor radios, black and white TV, and the Drive-In movie theatre. No one ever told the inhabitants that small towns were supposed to be quiet, safe, and boring. The only limits were determined by our imaginations. While all of the events in Six Under After Five actually occurred, any of the stunts listed should only be attempted by a trained professional. The book is designed to be enjoyed 5 minutes at a time. The odds are you won’t put it down after 5 minutes, but like Netflix, binging is optional. Each story can be read in the time it takes to drink a coffee, sit down for a rest, or even a quick trip to the washroom. Why You NEED to Own This Book 1. There are enough pages herein for two adults to last through 67 days of a toilet paper shortage. 2. Once on the New York Times Bestseller list, the price will undoubtedly double to $1.49. 3. It is a proven cure for insomnia With all the complications of the modern world, we have forgotten how to laugh. Six Under After Five is a reminder to live life to the fullest and have some fun along the way.