Book excerpt: Be afraid...be very afraid: these creature feature jokes are so funny you might die laughing. And they include every type of monster, witch, skeleton, and other spooky being you can think of. What's a good gift for a baby ghost? Boo-ties. Why are mummies popular at Halloween parties? Because they are good wrappers. Why did Frankenstein watch lightning? He got a charge out of it. What is it so easy to trick vampires? They are suckers. Every one will send a thrill down children's spines--making this compilation a perfect Halloween treat.