Book excerpt: With over thirty years as a record company sales rep and still going strong, Graham Jones has visited more record shops in Britain than most people and certainly more than anyone will be able to in the future. Over the years he has collected a vast number of funny stories and anecdotes. He relates the best of them here, as told to him by those who have been (mostly) pleased and sometimes bemused to find themselves stationed behind the record shop counter. This hilarious new collection of 'I'll hum it have you got it?' and similar stories is an engrossing memorial to an increasingly bygone age. Features cartoons throughout the book by Kipper Williams. His cartoons have appeared in music publications including Melody Maker, Smash Hits and the Black Sabbath World Tour programme (1977).