Book excerpt: This is the story of a self-proclaimed handsome, mature, young Sardar Ji of Dangar Khera who decides to commit suicide because his name is so exotic that it makes people experience Kashmir without even going there. In his last few days, he writes an autobiographical suicide note to ”The God Ji” narrating his dirty, fruitful and enlightening village life starting with the time in his mother’s womb to becoming the monitor of his class. A life in which he couldn’t avoid attention despite escaping to Canada and in which he had more than the requisite potential to become ‘The Father of Punjab.’