Book excerpt: Still scared for my life and shaking a bit, I tried to act cool as the breeze... So I picked up a cup and then poured me some tea And said, 'Mine with two sugars please.' 'I'm from down the street, and I'm only a kid; But there's something that you all should know... My parents are twenty times bigger than I. Eat me...you'll end up six feet below!' 'Eat you?' he said with shock and disgust As he swirled his huge claw in his cup. 'You are a boy, and we only eat girls. You'd give us nasty hiccups!' Come enjoy Teatime with Tigers, discover the beauty of the fort kingdom, and hear the tale of the poor pirate. In this engaging lyrical poetry, Lauren Talarico Briffitt will spark the imagination of children and adults alike.