Book excerpt: A hilariously nihilistic, “off-color” coloring book that encourages moodiness, moroseness, and misery over mindful meditation—perfect for the goth in us all. A coloring book for adults whose glasses are always half empty. Grab your favorite black pencil or crayon and take a break from the daily grind with the world’s most depressing coloring book. In a hilarious parody of the adult coloring book trend, The Coloring Book for Goths will have you laughing from the darkest depths of your soul–if you're capable of such a thing.