Book excerpt: You're no idiot, of course! You've heard the song "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do" hundreds of times and know from the cliche that there are plenty of other fish in the sea. But when it comes to surviving life after your breakup, you feel eating a pound of chocolate is your only option. Don't run out to the candy store just yet! The Complete Idiot's Guide to Handling a Breakup is here to teach you how to successfully initiate a breakup as well as how to survive the breakup when it comes as a total surprise. You'll learn how to go from victim to victor and move on to your next relationship with a confidence you've never had before. In this Complete Idiot's Guide, you get: