Book excerpt: Meet your new favorite undead character! (She's not dead yet, but she's getting there...) A sixteen-year-old girl wakes up in somebody's front yard, and cannot remember a single thing. All she knows is that she was abandoned, has a bite wound on her shoulder, and a hankering hunger for meat. Why would someone bite her? Who bit her? Are they still out there? Will they come back to finish their meal? And really, honestly, most importantly- who is she? THE DEAD LIFE is a humorous horror novel that will have you laughing out loud one moment and grossed out the next. Witty and gruesome, follow a teenager as she begins to understand her new life, temper her appetite, and solve the crime of who infected her with a deadly virus.