Book excerpt: From Wayne Rooney to Joe Royle, Everton players and managers have kept us entertained with mad, wacky and often outrageous sound bites over the years. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 230 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Goodison Park. Packed with loads of bonkers remarks, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have Toffees fans chuckling throughout the season. "Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground." David Unsworth "I've gained most of my strength from the beard." Tim Howard "He's a Spaniard, who has come from Spain." Phil Neville on Mikel Arteta "If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." Neville Southall