Book excerpt: The Great Pizza Experiment began with a simple question: If you could only eat one food, every meal, every day, for the rest of your life, would it be sandwiches or would it be pizza? In a fast and funny narrative, award-winning comedy writer Gregory Boytos tells the true-life story of that decision. A bet, between Boytos and his wife, was meant to answer this eternal food-conundrum. The bet had a winner and a loser, of course, but along the way there was dramatic weight loss accompanied by a hilarious assortment of tales that chronicle his journey to becoming the pizza monster he is today. In this delicious debut Boytos' honesty and wit shine through and will leave you laughing and hungry.