Book excerpt: Ralph is a newbie in the real estate business taking on his first house-flipping project in the town of Bowling Blue, Ohio. Ralph adds to the property a group of mixed pets, ranging from a terrier puppy to a cow, from a rooster to a kid donkey. Cortney, Kayla, and Abby are pretty, hardworking ladies. They become acquainted through the university and stick with each other whenever they can outside their busy lives. Timmy and Troy are handsome brothers, born and raised Bowling Blue, and Jason is their best buddy. These six students move into Ralph's farmhouse and immediately begin repairs on their new home. Meanwhile, a daughter, traumatized and diseased in her youth, is on the loose from civilization, brain-bent on misguided notions of survival and Child Rescue Aide Cherrie Welkins is hot on her case. The Deeds of a Landlord series contains copies of lost questions and lost literature Does a horror wear a dress? Does a horror wear a tuxedo? Horror is sexy.