Book excerpt: Worried about creepy crawly monsters hiding out under your bed, just waiting to attack? Fear no longer, because The Ultimate Survival Guide to Monsters Under the Bed is here! This tried and tested ten-step program will make sure you're never bothered by monsters again. It even works on carrot monsters! Filled with easy steps like keeping soap handy, inviting your toys for a sleepover and remembering to brush your teeth, this guide will make sure that very soon, monsters will be scared of YOU.