Book excerpt: We've all seen True Blood (HBO). A vampire invasion isn't that unrealistic, is it? If and when it happens you'd better make sure you're ready. You'll need to know how to fight, where to hide and how to lure the undead into traps of your own making. In The Vampire Combat Field Guide, Roger Ma presents comprehensive instructions on how to beat the bloodsuckers. From detailed battle technique illustrations to (fairly grisly) anatomical diagrams to colour in, you'll be a master of vampire warfare in no time!