Book excerpt: Ever wondered what life is really like for some of those living behind the ten foot high iron gates in the Beverly Hills of Australia, Toorak? How far will certain females go to find their sponsor husband? A f**k of a long way is the answer, because career-marriage is no joke, it's a business. So get your palate fresheners ready, you'll need them, as the Witches do what they do best, ready-set-swallow it down in Australia's bitchiest book ever.