Book excerpt: What do you do when aliens invade? According to every movie I've seen, every book I've read, you pick up a gun, or pilot a space ship and start blasting! But I'm just a normal person- no military training- I've never fired a gun (unless you count Call of Duty- and the aliens don't). So when Earth was attacked, I did the same thing the rest of us ordinary people did- I rolled up my sleeve and got to work helping our new 8 foot tall Lizard overlords. This story chronicles my time during the invasion times.