Book excerpt: Stories and satires for a world gone mad. When right and wrong have been turned upside down, it's time to tell the wrong sort of stories. Included stories: The Unneeded Panic Room The Equality Remedy Talents, Servants, and Government Busybodies The Mascot You Never Had a Brother The Sky Is Blue Stare Decisis The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different) The Honor Code on Trial Invest in Oxygen Masks Melvin the Protester Killing the Golem The Planner’s Utopia Dandelion Seeds Fitting In