Book excerpt: KAZ COOKE gives you the up - to - date lowdown on pregnancy, birth and coping when you first get home. No bossy - boots rules, just lots of cartoons and the soundest, sanest, wittiest advice you'll ever get. Everything you need to know about the scary parts, the funny parts and your private parts. Week by week: what's happening to you and the baby Hermoine and the Modern Girl's hilarious pregnancy diary AND How to prepare for pregnancy and the baby Info on conceiving, and IVF Crying, eating, weeing and working Blokes, bosoms, busybodies and bunny - rugs Nausea and other 'side effects' Tests: what they're like and what they are for The best services, websites and books on everything Stretch marks, 'natural childbirth' vs medical intervention, baby clothes and nappies, travel, safety, and how to be rude to complete strangers Labour, caesareans and pain relief Breastfeeding What it's like with a newborn baby