Book excerpt: Valentine’s Day, the most annoying day of the year, especially for the Demoness of Love and Romance. Val’s skills are in high demand, and never more so than on Valentine’s Day. She’s spent years working across the realms, bringing together lifemates and lovers, offering first and second and even third chances at love and romance. In all those years, though, she’s never experienced the romance herself. So many sweethearts, love spells and romantic shenanigans, all of them focused on others and none for her. This year, though, Val is taking drastic measures to ensure things are different. She’s going on vacation. To Hotel Shenanigans. Earth side. Let the shenanigans begin.