Book excerpt: Bad Dude, who we met in Wedgieman to the Rescue, is up to no good again. This time, he's using his evil Powerful Ordinary-Object Phaser (also known as POOP) to change the size of things. He's created giant bees and giant bunnies who wind up terrorizing him until Wedgieman saves the day and puts the giant phaser out of commission—but not before Wedgieman creates a Giant Carrot Wedgie for the neighborhood kids there are giant carrots for everyone! Beginning readers (and their caregivers) will howl with delight over the ka-pow! humor and blam! illustrations.