Book excerpt: You've probably said to yourself on occasion that little Jimmy Applebee eats like a bush pig! Or that Mr. Henderson is as soothing as a golden plover. Or that Gary Johnson is as fierce and cunning as a hyena. As you work your way through this guide, you'll be able to make all sorts of interesting observations about yourself, your friends, your enemies, and big-time celebrities. And from these observations, you'll draw fascinating parallels between human actions and animal behaviors.