Book excerpt: MEN'S FUNNIEST DATES is a hilarious, no-worries entertainment series for adults. Join men from all walks of life on firework adventures with a varied, lively cast of beautiful women. From the sweetest girl next door, to triple-red-flag bombshells that no man can handle. See these eager and hopeful men risk it all to be with the women of their dreams. See them date. Watch them take chances on risky flings and hookups. Act like fools in their budding relationships. Try to handle marriage. Even travel through time and see them try their luck with sorceresses. With well-armed apocalypse girls. With other fantasy beauties. No other series will take you deeper into every man's funniest, wildest, most unpredictable adventures—his passionate encounters with the opposite sex! What you'll get: Each bundle has 10 complete stories (each one 30-60 minute read). All easy to read. All bursting at the seams with jokes. Enjoy classic slapstick humor. Snicker at witty observations about human nature. Relish jokes so risky you can burn your fingers. Laugh to your heart's content at blow-the-roof-off cringe disasters. Have fun discovering hidden jokes. Only experienced men (and women) will be able to spot every single one. Whatever your taste in humor, you're sure to find something to delight you in this series! Do you like surprises? The stories are filled with plot twists. Many have a surprise or trick ending. Entertainment, and nothing but! No dark and sad stuff; this series is meant to entertain and make you laugh. There's no cheating, no getting too drunk, or any such scenarios that would leave a bad taste. The jokes might be risky but the humor is feelgood from start to finish. If you're looking for literary, this ain't it. This series is all about fun. Perfect for men (and women) with a busy life. The stories are easy to get into. You can whip out your book whenever you have ten minutes to read. Before you know it, you'll feel more relaxed and look at the bright side of life—with a big smirk on your face! The following stories are included in this first bundle: 01| The Nerd & the Ten Beautiful College Girls 02| The Wheelchair Jackass & the Bikini Babes 03| The Innkeeper & the Assault Rifle Housewife 04| The Beast & the Beautiful Enchantress 05| The Ten Second Guy & the Five Nurses 06| The Bouncy Boobs Guy & the Uptight Violinist 07| The Arguing Husband & the Feisty Wife 08| The Artist & the Two Beautiful Assistants 09| Pyro Penny & the Burning Shopkeeper 10| The Nerdy Girl & the Sandwich Guy Is this series only for men? Absolutely not! It's called Men's Funniest Dates and told mostly from men's perspective. Chances are, though, that no one will laugh harder with these men's mishaps than women! Whether you're a man or a woman, this series is sure to delight anyone who likes wild, wacky, and no-worries grown-up humor. --- BJORN J. P. PEETERS is the author of several Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure, & Horror series, with some of the biggest being: 'The Fraternity & Sorority Wars', 'Men's Funniest Dates', 'Keep Your Millions, Daddy!', 'Ictiluni', and 'Infinitus Memorias'. On his website, he lets readers look behind the scenes to find out how he creates his stories & characters, as well as sharing his other creative projects and artwork.